Scams? & fraud? Every Day @ sweetcollect.co.uk

(just incase Ciao.co.uk also remove this review from their 'non biased consumer review site' i'm posting it here for safe keeping)

LEGAL NOTICES AND GET-OUT CLAUSES - All words and names which could be seen as slanderous or libellous are proceeded with a ?. My words are my own belief, my own experiences, my own despair, my own my own my own MY OWN. You can't sue someone for having a bad experience which is THEIR OWN. Take note Ciao you freaking whimpish freaks.

I also want it to be noted that I refuse to use capital letters for the name sweetcollect. Neither am I using them for carl knight. No explanation neccessary.

Let's get daaan to it.

What is sweetcollect.co.uk? Well apparently it's a reward site where they send you lots of sweeties for doing stuff like filling in crappy forms. They even bribe people to join Ciao with the promise of 2 chewits. Wow! Makes me drool just thinking about it. {Must go make some more Ciao accounts. Must go make some more Ciao accounts.}

Does the sweeties taste nice which they give you? Probably. Maybe. Erm. Damn it! You know what? They never even sent me a single solitary sweetie. Not one. Gutted! Months I spent on that gawd darn awful pink site of theirs and what does I get for it? A big fat stinking nothing, that's what I get. They lied to me. They said i'd get sweeties for this, chocolate for that, jellies for this, sherbet for that. I got fat just thinking about it. And now what am I left with? I'll tell you what i'm bl**dy well left with. A sh*t load of junk mail and spam, got loads of it I have.

That's more than I can say for my mobile phone credit. Cheeky scamming? gits conned/bribed my mobile number off me when I was a newbie sucker and decided it'd be such a lovely and fun idea to send me SMS texts and swipe all my credit. {I can hear Chief scammer? carl knight shouting "slanderous LIBELLOUS" in the distance} OK so the SMS crap came from TheMob and not scamcoll..I mean sweetcollect, but TheMob got my number by me getting scammed? and bribed with a blackjack or two.

So me got no sweets. Me got phone credit thieved. Me got Spam and junk mail throwing itself at me. Me got nearly blinded by horrific pinkness of site. Me got a scamcoll...I mean sweetcollect account sitting there with hundreds of sweeties detailed in a big long HUGE list, but me are never gonna get them. These are the sweeties, my precious precious sweeties, which I worked for. They cost me blood sweat and bl**dy tears.

Oh yes it's mighty fine for Chief scammer? carl knight to take take take take take take TAKE. It's also mighty bloody fine for him to shout "slanderous"... "LIBELLOUS"..... "I WILL SUE YOU"... "I'LL ALSO SUE YOU AND YOU AND YOU AND YOU" whenever he pleases. BUT it's NOT FINE to lie? or to use misleading/fraudulent? promotions to entice/bribe poor suckers. It's also NOT mighty fine to be an arrogant prick to the poor little suckers when they dare ask you about the sweeties. It's NOT mighty fine in ANY SHAPE OR FORM for a 19 year old scammer? to act like he owns the world. He bloody does think he owns it, i'm sure he does. The vile stench and bad reputation of sweetcollect has certainly spanned the world wibe web so in a way he kind of does own the world (only the cesspit part of it though)

carl knight/bebington, (plus any other names he's had) his scamcoll......I mean sweetcollect, and the gazillions of other naff sites he owns, should be approached with caution (preferably whilst carrying a red hot poker to jab jab jab him with) Or rather don't approach nothing to do with him/it/them/those/that at all. Just throw stones, pull faces, and laugh at him at a distance, safe in the knowledge that everything catches up with you in the end. There's no escaping it. You reap what you sow. *evil grin evil grin evil grin* (that wasn't a threat oh legal crap loving scammer? carl knight. That was a fact of life)

So what is Ciao.co.uk (who are supposed to be a respected international non-biased consumer resource site) doing advertising for new members through scamcol....I mean sweetcollect? I'm bewilldered and amused by the offer of "join Ciao for 2 sweets". You got to laugh until you pee, haven't you? Then when you take into account how Ciao have removed and deleted not one but ALL the sweetcollect reviews posted on their site, you gotta laugh and pee even more.

Respected, non-biased consumer resource? I'm gonna be peeing a river soon I tell ya. Oh but Ciao don't stop there, do they? Oh no. They decide it'd be even more mightily fun (in a carl knight kinda way) to fling around a few bans (in a carl knight kinda way) and get those pesky troublemaking sweetcollect haters deleted from Ciao and banished into oblivion forever. Non-biased consumer resource? That is such a big fat face lie...........Bloody hell something's just occured to me. Maybe the scam? sweetcollect and totally lying BIASED scammers Ciao are a partnership made in heaven after all (oh sue me sue me sue me, I know you want to)

THIS BLOG WAS INSPIRED BY THE BLOODY FANTASTIC EPIC COMMENT THREAD WHICH TRANSPIRED DURING THE FIRST POSTING OF SAID REVIEW ON CIAO. AAAHHH GOOD TIMES.